THE $2.5 TRILLION MISUNDERSTANDING The October 10th apocalypse that caused history’s largest crypto liquidation? Caused by Trump misreading a 26-hour-old press release. Here’s the timeline: OCT 9: China announces rare earth export CONTROLS (standard regulatory update) OCT 10 (26 hours later): Trump tweets about export “BAN” and threatens 100% tariffs Result: • $2.5 TRILLION S&P 500 wipeout • $20B crypto liquidations • Global panic LAST NIGHT: China clarifies “controls ≠ ban” and approvals will be granted Translation: Trump nuked the global economy over a reading comprehension failure. Two world leaders misread each other’s posts, and YOUR portfolio died in the crossfire. No conspiracy. No strategy. Just outdated information + poor reading comprehension = $2.5 trillion evaporated. Your losses are permanent. The “crisis” was fake. Welcome to 2025: Where markets crash because nobody reads past headlines. 🤡
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