😂 BTC in 2026: THE IRAN WAR TRADING SIMULATOR

Mar 31: "Iran ready to end war!" → BTC +3% 🚀

Apr 1: "Trump: peace talks in 2–3 weeks" → BTC +2% 🚀

Apr 2: "EXTREMELY HARD STRIKES!!!" → BTC -3% 💀

Apr 3–5: Easter weekend. BTC: 😑

Apr 6: Pakistan proposes ceasefire → BTC +3.5% to $70,200 🔥

Prediction markets on ceasefire by April 7: 5% 😂

Yet $196M in shorts died today. Skill issue.

Same pattern. 5 times. Q1 2026.

Me DCA-ing every Monday ignoring the news: 😎

Drop a 🎮 if you're tired of this simulator 👇

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