Crypto bros aren’t investors.

We’re professional hopium addicts.

• We hope Satoshi’s wallet never moves.

• We hope the dev team doesn’t rug.

• We hope the exchange doesn’t get hacked.

• We hope our funds don’t get frozen by regulators.

• We hope the smart contract has no backdoor.

• We hope AI or quantum computing doesn’t break everything.

• We hope our airdrop actually prints.

• We hope the roadmap isn’t vaporware.

• We hope our seed phrase stays secret.

We hope this time it’s different.

but in reality every single one of these has already happened repeatedly and we still load up.

This industry is flooded with criminals, scammers, and exit scammers because it’s built on maximum trustlessness and minimum accountability.

We all know we’re cooked. We just refuse to admit it.

Time to fix this sht. or at least stop pretending it’s still early while getting rugged in real time.