BULL: “Bitcoin’s mooning! 🚀 My market first!”

BEAR: “Dream on, Bull. BTC’s tanking harder than my portfolio. My market first!”

BULL: “Tank? That’s just a flash sale. I’m buying the dip!”

BEAR: “Flash sale? More like flash crash. Enjoy your margin call!”

BULL: “At least I don’t hibernate through bull runs!”

BEAR: “And at least I don’t FOMO into dog coins!”

“So… who wins today? The charts will decide.”