🏦: You just got promoted to Fed Chairman last week and on Day 1 you inherit:

📈 Inflation rising again
🛢 Oil exploding because of Strait of Hormuz tensions
💣 Middle East conflict
📉 Stocks panicking
₿ Crypto moving 10% from tweets
🏦 Banks begging for lower rates
💵 Dollar volatility
😡 Politicians screaming “CUT RATES NOW”
📊 Economists saying “DON’T YOU DARE”

Meanwhile Kevin walking into the office like:
“Wait I thought this was just spreadsheets and meetings?” 🤣

The market right now is basically:
Lower rates? → Inflation risk
Higher rates? → Recession risk
Keep rates unchanged? → Everyone angry

Poor Kevin didn’t even finish the office transition before the world economy turned into a Netflix season finale.

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