So, friends 🤗, while we're here counting pennies, the whales are out hunting! 🐋💎 The main Ethereum maniacs 😈 from BitMine have decided that there can never be too many coins, and they've rolled out a genius plan.
😎 The scheme is simple, just watch the hands:
• Printing press: The guys have filed with the SEC to issue shares to raise a whopping $300 million 💰🚀
• The lure: Investors are promised a whopping 9.5% annual returns with weekly payouts 💰. Sounds as reliable as a Swiss watch.
• Buying plan: All these millions will go towards scooping up Ethereum "with both hands", developing staking, and building the infrastructure. 🛍️🛒
• The cherry on top: this attraction will be traded on the New York Stock Exchange under the ticker BMNP. A legal crypto-casino for the classy gents in suits! 🤵♂️🎲
My verdict: In May, BitMine already stacked 112,000 ETH in their vaults, and now they want more. While the retail traders 🐹 in the chats debate whether this is a scam or not, the big players are diving in with hundreds of millions through the fund. Let's grab the popcorn and hold on tight! 🍿🚀🙌
