Friends 🤗, it's crypto chit-chat time! 😎
Our favorite wild ones from MicroStrategy (who now pompously call themselves just Strategy) have once again opened up their bottomless wallets! 🛍️✨
In short, during the first week of June, the guys scooped up another 1550 BTC for a modest $101.3 million 💸 (averaging $65,332 per coin - snagged them on the dips, beauties!). The strategy is as old as time: printed more of their shares, sold them on the stock market, and used the cash to stack some Bitcoin. Classic! 💱 💅
Now let’s fire up the calculator and either cry (or laugh) 📊😂:
• Total balance: they already have 845,256 BTC in their wallets! That’s, by the way, over 4% of all Bitcoin in the galaxy! 🪐
• Spent: $64 billion.
• Average purchase price: $75,680 per Bitcoin.
💥 And now for the cherry on top from your personal expert 😇: right now, Saylor and the gang are sitting on unrealized losses of around $10.5 BILLION! 📉🤯😂
Folks, if your portfolio is in the red, no worries 😎 Just remember MicroStrategy — and it’ll ease your mind 😁📉
My verdict: the show is worth it! 🤠🔮
While analysts are panicking, Saylor is calmly stacking more $BTC . 🍺
If Bitcoin goes to $100K+ — the strategy will hit the jackpot. If it drops to zero — it’ll be the most expensive financial firework in history. 🎆
And considering that BitMine is actively scooping up more $ETH , the conclusion is simple: corporations have fully entered the crypto game. 🤯
So without any unnecessary moves: holding spot and watching. 🏄♂️🚀💥
