🚀 HOUSTON, WE'VE GOT A FIRE SALE! Or how SpaceX threw a Black Friday on the entire market 🥵

Investors have officially lost their minds.

Forget about diversification, forget about 'safe assets'. The air smells fried, or rather — like rocket fuel.

The Great and Terrible Jim Cramer (the one whose cringy predictions always come true in reverse) dropped some wisdom. According to him, folks are currently frantically liquidating everything:
Into the void goes the 'bad' crypto junk (according to Kramer) like BTC and the boring Gold.
Even the 'sacred cows' are getting taken down — Apple and Nvidia.

Why? To stuff all the pockets with cash and jump into the SpaceX IPO, which kicks off on June 12! 🗓

💡 Folk wisdom: If investors are offloading Nvidia for Musk, it means Elon promised everyone their own personal Mars Rover in the base model.
The hype is so real that if you’ve got grandma's crystal or an old bike lying around — sell it now. Chances are someone is scooping them up on Avito right now to scrape together another $100 for SpaceX stocks.
Quick update on the market right now:

Bitcoin: 'Yeah, yeah, I'm outta here...' 📉
Tim Cook and Jensen Huang: sadly watching the rocket take off.
Elon Musk: counting billions even before trading starts.
Packing our bags, tightening our seatbelts, and preparing for takeoff (or a hard landing, depending on how Musk decides).

P.S. Have you sold a kidney for the IPO yet, or are you waiting for the shorts?
🏝️What a retail frenzy🏝️
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