😂 The Weekly Geopolitical Market Cycle

Friday: "We won." 🎉

Saturday: "Final ultimatum." ⚠️

Sunday: "It's over for them." 💥

Monday: "We need support from allies." 🤝

Tuesday: "We don't need anyone." 😎

Wednesday: "We want peace." 🕊️

Thursday: "The conflict isn't over." 🔥

Meanwhile...

📉 Bitcoin traders get liquidated

📉 Altcoin holders lose sleep

📉 Futures traders lose accounts

📈 Market makers collect fees

😂 And investors refresh the chart every 30 seconds.

At this point, crypto traders aren't watching charts anymore...

They're watching geopolitical press conferences.

👇 Be honest:

How many times did you check your portfolio today?

❤️ 1-5 times

🔥 5-20 times

🚀 20+ times

💀 Every 5 minutes

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