Crypto feels like that one friend who says “I’ll be there in 5 minutes” and shows up 2 hours later but still expects hugs.
One minute the market is sleeping…
Next minute some random coin you never heard of is up 70% for absolutely no reason.
And honestly?
I kinda love the chaos.
Charts, news, indicators—cool.
But vibes?
Vibes are undefeated.
Tell me you don’t check the chart at 3 AM “just to see what’s happening.”
Which coin gave you emotional damage recently?
Be honest.
