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🇺🇸🇮🇷 Donald Trump is launching a VIP club in the Strait of Hormuz. Is the “Premium Tanker+” subscription already on sale? (Politico)
➤ The Great Hormuz Standstill: After the latest spats between the US and Iran, there's a massive traffic jam at the strait with about 500 vessels stuck (220 of which are oil tankers). Insurers are pulling their hair out, captains are bummed, and oil is just waiting.
➤ Paid Bypass for the Jam: But business genius Trump isn't napping! There’s a brilliant startup in the works — a paid expedited passage (Fast Track). For an extra fee, your tanker will zoom through without waiting, complete with a convoy of US warships for protection. An “All-Inclusive” package (with drone defense) is under discussion.
➤ “Let’s chip in!”: Sources are whispering that this scheme is a subtle nudge to European countries. They’re saying it’s time to stop watching from the sidelines, either get a subscription or start moonlighting as bouncers to ensure security in the region.
➤ At stake — every fifth canister in the world: Before this geopolitical Tetris started, about 20% of the world’s oil passed through the strait. So the stakes are high, and the subscriptions promise to be pricey.
*What do you think of this business plan, Elon Musk?😎
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🇺🇸🇮🇷 Donald Trump is launching a VIP club in the Strait of Hormuz. Is the “Premium Tanker+” subscription already on sale? (Politico)
➤ The Great Hormuz Standstill: After the latest spats between the US and Iran, there's a massive traffic jam at the strait with about 500 vessels stuck (220 of which are oil tankers). Insurers are pulling their hair out, captains are bummed, and oil is just waiting.
➤ Paid Bypass for the Jam: But business genius Trump isn't napping! There’s a brilliant startup in the works — a paid expedited passage (Fast Track). For an extra fee, your tanker will zoom through without waiting, complete with a convoy of US warships for protection. An “All-Inclusive” package (with drone defense) is under discussion.
➤ “Let’s chip in!”: Sources are whispering that this scheme is a subtle nudge to European countries. They’re saying it’s time to stop watching from the sidelines, either get a subscription or start moonlighting as bouncers to ensure security in the region.
➤ At stake — every fifth canister in the world: Before this geopolitical Tetris started, about 20% of the world’s oil passed through the strait. So the stakes are high, and the subscriptions promise to be pricey.
*What do you think of this business plan, Elon Musk?😎
@TradeNet_3000_ai
Across all networks 🤝