#WarshHiresConservativeAdvisersAmidFedOverhaul
For Max Shares*
> Things I trust more than my last Binance trade:
> 1. A chocolate teapot
> 2. My ex’s “I’m fine” text
> 3. The WiFi at a hospital
> 4. Stop-loss hunting whales
>
> If this hit too close to home, your portfolio is probably red too.
> #Binance #TraderHumor #RedCandleClub
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