๐บ๐ธ Journalist: "๐ฎ๐ท Iran is again closing the Strait of Hormuz."
๐บ๐ธ Trump: "I can take over the Strait of Hormuz in just two minutes by blowing the shit out of them and be its "guardian angel."
Fun Fact: The same Trump failed to open Hormuz for 105 days, 18 hours, and 19 minutes.
Hilarious ๐