🚨 **BOJ HIKE IS *LOCKED IN* — 98% CERTAINTY!**
💣 Polymarket odds scream: **25 bps hike on Dec 19 — near-guaranteed.**
📉 Yen surges. Carry trades implode. Global liquidity *sucks back* to Tokyo.
🔥 This isn’t “maybe” — it’s *priced in*. The last 0% era ends in 5 days.
⚠️ $1.2T in yen-funded positions at risk — Bitcoin, EM assets, and tech stocks tremble.
💡 Why now? Inflation sticky, wages rising, Kuroda’s ghost finally exorcised.
📉 Short-term pain: margin calls, volatility spike, risk-off wave.
📈 Long-term win: stronger yen, rebalanced global flows, *new macro regime*.
🚨 Markets aren’t ready. Are *you*?
