The playbook for fake gurus hasn't changed in decades:

1. Predict disaster (always)
2. Keep it vague (no specifics)
3. Never give a timeline (critical)
4. When something eventually breaks, claim victory

You'll be right eventually. Markets correct. Recessions happen. The trick is they can't hold you accountable without dates or details.

Real forecasting requires specificity and humility. Perma-bears who've been "right" about the next crash since 2011 have cost their followers 13 years of gains. Being directionally correct once doesn't offset being wrong for over a decade.

If someone's always predicting doom but never saying when or how much, they're not forecasting. They're just hedging their reputation.