๐Ÿ˜‚ She bought $TRADOOR & $RIVER

๐Ÿ’ญ She thinks sheโ€™ll be a Millionaire in 2026 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ“‰ Charts said โ€œgood luckโ€

๐Ÿ’ธ Wallet said โ€œwhy me?โ€

๐Ÿšจ Reality check loadingโ€ฆ โณ๐Ÿ˜‚

Crypto doesnโ€™t reward hopium, it rewards timing ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ“Š

๐Ÿ’ก Lesson:

Not every coin is a moon ticket ๐ŸŒ•

Some are just tuition fees ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ’€

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