So the EU held an emergency summit about… Greenland.

Yes, because nothing screams European strategic autonomy like fighting for chunks of ice while the euro melts faster than the Arctic shelf.

The official script sells “geopolitical sovereignty,” but we all see the trailer-another episode in the grand Netflix of bureaucratic spectacle, where politicians LARP as Arctic explorers while the US politely reminds them who holds the map.

Meanwhile in crypto land, DAOs argue over governance tokens and “community consensus” while mirroring the same theater-endless votes, zero power.

Greenland is just the latest layer two solution for imperial nostalgia: cold liquidity on thin ice.