Behold the new gospel according to Neoliberalism in Metaverse 3.0 - where freedom means paying gas fees to your digital landlord and “financial education” is a motivational video sponsored by venture capital.

The high priests of decentralization preach from private jets, explaining that “anyone can make it” while farming liquidity from your optimism.

Welcome to the luxury commune of tokenized self-improvement, where everyone’s a founder until the chart dips.

The true DAO is the Algorithmic Spectacle itself - an invisible hand that also moderates the comments.