On this platform, all sorts of info-gypsies feel quite at home, like the hairy old man with ChatGPT, the pretty chatterbox from some damn jungle, and other no less useless characters, most of whom I have already banned myself, but they still occasionally pop up like a well-known substance.

Therefore, I believe I have every right to add you to my stream of nonsense.

So, my thoughts on the current state of the market, where we all will go, what exactly you will suck, and how long this will last.

So, very briefly for TikTok kids and other victims of dumbphones:

  • Minimum - end of 2026

  • Recovery - 2028

  • New high - 2029

But you still won't remember at such a distance, so go eat porridge and watch thirty-second videos. You're free.

For those with intelligence:

  • Next minimum - October–December 2026 $BTC in the range of 28,000 – 40,000 USD, most likely 30–35k

  • Return to October 2025 prices (~126k per BTC) - Q3-Q4 2028

  • Next ATH: 2029 with a peak of approximately 200-260k per BTC

For meme coin lovers and just to eat crap:

  • THERE WILL BE NO ALTSEASON 😂😂😂

Approximate minimums for reasonable coins:

  • $SOL ~25USD

  • $ETH ~850USD

  • BNB ~220USD (There should have been a tag here, but no more than 4 coins;))

*Disclaimer: DYOR. This entire stream of consciousness was written during an exacerbation of schizophrenia against the backdrop of withdrawal from medication support and an already unstable mind. You're free ;)