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North Korea stole $285 million in 12 minutes.
Drift is the biggest trading platform on Solana.
The code was fine. Two audits found nothing wrong. North Korea didn’t touch the code. They went after the people.
They made a fake token called CarbonVote. Put in a few thousand dollars to make it look real. Drift’s system thought it was worth hundreds of millions.
Then they got the people who held the keys to sign off on transactions weeks before the actual attack. Nobody knew what they were approving.
April 1: They pressed go. $285 million drained in 12 minutes. Every vault emptied.
Token dropped 40%. The platform lost half its TVL overnight.
Elliptic and TRM Labs both say it’s North Korea.
Same pattern as the $1.4 billion Bybit hack last year. Same tools. Same speed.
North Korea took $2 billion in crypto in 2025. That’s 60% of everything stolen in crypto worldwide.
The US says that money funds their weapons program. And they’re doing it again this year.
No bug. No exploit. They faked a token, fooled real people, and took $285 million.
They spent months building trust. Then 12 minutes destroying it.That’s how it works now.
#NorthKoreaHackers #millionaires #Hacked

The Great Bitcoin Regret: Trump’s $10 Billion Meltdown
In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump has reportedly sold 100,000 Bitcoins, a move that would be valued at a staggering $10 billion at current market prices. This massive sell-off has left him visibly devastated, as he now watches the market continue to fluctuate without his massive "crypto-wall." Expressing deep sorrow to his followers, he admitted that letting go of his digital gold was a "huge mistake," leaving him in a state of regret that even his towers can't fix. The crypto world is now buzzing with memes and mockery as the former president mourns the "best coins that ever were."
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🚨 A trader with a previously high win rate just opened a $110 MILLION short ahead of today’s Fed announcement.
The wallet became active again for the first time since the October flash crash, when it reportedly made around $30 million in minutes.
Traders are now watching closely as volatility builds ahead of the Fed decision.
This doesn’t look good.
#Binance #jony #TRUMP $BTC

🚨 BIG WARNING: THE BIGGEST THREAT TO MARKETS IS BACK.
The probability of a US government shutdown this week has surged to around 96%, up from roughly 18% just one week ago.
Negotiations remain stalled as Democrats push for changes tied to immigration enforcement, while Republicans continue to resist the proposals, increasing the risk of a temporary shutdown.
Why markets are watching closely:
During shutdown periods, the US Treasury often rebuilds its Treasury General Account (TGA), which can pull liquidity out of financial markets. In previous shutdown periods, this has coincided with tighter liquidity and increased market volatility.
If a shutdown happens and lasts longer, traders warn that liquidity conditions could tighten again, increasing short term risk across financial markets.