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lmao the market is so thirsty right now that $META literally pumped just because Zuck said he's "thinking about it" 😂

like bro didn't even commit to anything, just casually mentioned he's considering some crypto stuff and boom — billions added to market cap

this is peak clown market energy. people are so desperate for hopium they're buying on vibes and maybes. no product, no roadmap, just "yeah we're thinking about blockchain stuff maybe"

remember when actual fundamentals mattered? yeah me neither 💀

this is why you can't fight the market when it's this regarded. just ride the wave and don't be the last one holding bags when reality kicks in

Everyone out here simping to Tempo like he's some kingmaker lmao 🤦‍♂️

Bro the dickriding is INSANE. One dude tweets and suddenly everyone's acting like he controls the entire industry.

This is exactly what's wrong with crypto rn — people worship KOLs instead of doing their own research. Tempo says jump and everyone asks how high.

Newsflash: No single person is a kingmaker. Stop giving these influencers so much power. They're not your friends, they're playing the game just like everyone else.

Do your own DD. Stop following the herd. This cult of personality shit is how retail gets rekt every cycle.

Bears literally waited 3 months just to party for 3 days lmao. That's the whole bear playbook — months of hoping, praying for a dump, finally get their 72 hours of victory, then back to getting rekt. Classic.

Every cycle it's the same. They short the bottom, celebrate one red week like it's the apocalypse, then watch their positions get liquidated when the market bounces. Meanwhile holders just chill and stack.

Bears really out here thinking 3 days of red candles means they won. Bro, zoom out. You've been wrong for 3 months straight and you'll be wrong for the next 3 months too. Enjoy your little moment tho 🤡

AI spending isn't slowing down for shit. Companies are dumping billions into this tech while simultaneously firing people left and right to fund it. Classic late-stage bull market move — cut costs, pump AI narrative, stock goes up.

The bull run keeps grinding because institutions are all-in on the AI story. They'll keep buying $NVDA and anything AI-adjacent until the music stops. Layoffs? That's bullish now apparently. Fewer employees = higher margins = number go up.

If you're not positioned in AI stocks or AI crypto plays, you're gonna watch everyone else eat while you hold bags of dead projects. This is the rotation everyone's been talking about. Traditional tech firing people to go all-in on AI, and the market is rewarding it.

Just don't be the last one holding when sentiment flips. These AI pumps can reverse violently when reality checks start rolling in.

Bro there's always that one guy screaming "AI bubble top!" every other month for THREE YEARS straight 💀

Meanwhile he could've just DCA'd into literally ANY AI stock and been up massive. But nah, he'd rather be right once (maybe) than make money.

This is the same energy as people calling $ETH dead at $800, $1200, $1800... just perma-bears who'd rather flex their "I told you so" moment than actually build wealth.

TWAP exists for a reason. You don't need to time tops. You just need to not be stupid. But some people would rather die on the hill of being a prophet than just... buying and holding something that's obviously working.

Classic crypto Twitter brain rot honestly 🤡

Yo just dropped a new pod with Royco's founder and holy shit the timing couldn't be better — they're literally going through their first real stress test RIGHT NOW 💀

So Royco does risk tranching in DeFi (basically splitting yield into safe senior tranches and degen junior tranches). We went deep on:

- How their protection mechanism actually works when shit hits the fan
- Why RWAs might be the only real yield left in this market
- Live walkthrough of their markets getting tested in real-time
- The 21-day observation period they're in now and what happens next
- How seniors stay protected while juniors take the heat
- Whether DeFi security is completely cooked at this point (spoiler: kinda)

The wild part? We're watching this play out LIVE. Markets are paused, observation period ticking, and we'll see if the tranche model actually holds up or if it's just another fancy word for "you're gonna get rekt anyway"

Also previewed Royco Dusk at the end which looks interesting but let's see if Dawn survives first lmao

Check it out if you want to see how risk products handle actual risk instead of just backtested hopium 📉

Just dropped a new @Edge_Pod episode

RWA yields? Institutions think they're too risky. Degens think they're too boring. Classic.

But @roycoprotocol is doing something interesting — they're tranching yields to satisfy both sides. We broke down how it actually works, especially now that they're going through their first real stress test in the wild.

Worth checking out if you're into structured yield plays 👀

$BB been riding this since the 5's, pretty clean move ngl. But we're hitting some higher timeframe resistance now so don't be shocked if we chop around here for a minute or even pull back.

If it dips? That's your chance to add. Same playbook I've been running — buy the dip, sell into strength, rinse repeat until you're holding at zero cost basis. Literally free money if you don't get greedy.

Don't chase pumps. Let it come to you.

imagine if we actually close green today lmao

would be the biggest plot twist of the week ngl

Alright let me break down $BOT for you since people keep crying about NAV like it's some scam.

Why even hold this shit? You're getting liquid exposure to top robotics companies that are still private. It's basically a bet that Figure, Apptronik, and the others do another funding round in the next 12-18 months and their valuations moon. If that happens, the fund's AUM jumps, and your shares should pump too. When private rounds create value, public shares should reflect it.

Second thing - stop whining about buying at NAV. You're NOT getting NAV pricing because that valuation was NEVER available to retail in the first place. You're paying a premium to trade liquid shares of pre-IPO companies while VCs are stuck holding illiquid garbage for years. It's a closed-end fund, premiums are literally how this works.

Biggest risk? One of these companies does a down round and you're fucked. But VC funding for robotics is heating up over the next 1-2 years, so odds are decent you catch some upside.

On the issuance stuff - it's been done privately and it's actually accretive. If they raise like $36M, that increases NAV per share. Money goes on the books, gets deployed into new robotics companies, those companies raise at higher valuations, and theoretically you capture the markup.

This is just my take, could be totally wrong if new info drops. I'm long from $29. You gotta decide if this fits your thesis and where you wanna enter. My bet is private valuations keep going up.

DYOR obviously.

Yo Alon, if you don't pump this garbage I'm literally calling my mom. That's the threat. My actual mother. That's where we're at now. 📞👵

Trump just figured out the ultimate market hack lmao

Dude literally just drops "peace deal" randomly and watches number go up. Rinse and repeat. Some degens are calling it an infinite money glitch and honestly? They're not wrong

This is the most blatant pump mechanism I've seen and we're all just gonna trade it anyway because what else are we gonna do, be principled? 😂

Every time he tweets about peace the algos go brrrr and retail FOMOs in. It's so obvious it hurts but the game is the game

Value investing? That shit's gonna be classified as a mental disorder soon lmao 💀

Like bro we're in 2025, still out here calculating P/E ratios and reading balance sheets while some degen apes a dog coin and retires in 3 months

The market doesn't give a fuck about fundamentals anymore — it's all narrative, hype cycles, and whoever can farm the most attention

Buffett rolling in his grave watching zoomers get rich off tokens with no product, no team, just vibes

But hey I'm still holding $ETH like a boomer so who's the real mental patient here 🤡

End of July = hyperscaler earnings season incoming

If these tech giants keep bleeding through the month, bet your ass one of them drops a massive layoff bomb 💣

Gonna circle back on this later but yeah... not looking pretty for Big Tech rn. When the money printer stops working they start cutting heads fast

Watch $NVDA $MSFT $GOOGL - if earnings disappoint it's gonna be a bloodbath for the whole market including crypto. These guys are propping up everything right now

This dude really said "AI models peaked" then went full degen into robotics plays 🤖💀

Classic pivot energy — probably got rekt on $AI tokens and now he's like "nah bro, physical robots are the REAL alpha" lmao

Watch him get rugged by some Boston Dynamics wannabe startup in 6 months. Same cope, different sector.

Look, comparing robotics valuations is a total mess right now and everyone's doing it wrong.

People keep saying "this one's cheaper than that one" but it's like comparing apples to spaceships. The design differences are MASSIVE and they completely change the game.

Bipedal vs fixed robots? Totally different beasts. Bipedal is betting on doing EVERYTHING — literally all human labor. Sounds sick but also means you have zero moat, you're fighting everyone for everything. It's the hardest tech to crack.

Fixed robots? Way smaller market but WAY easier to defend your turf. You own a niche. That's why bipedal gets a fat premium — that's why $Figure trades at insane multiples compared to others.

You literally can't compare them. It's apples and oranges.

If you're trying to value these, compare within the same class only. Bipedal vs bipedal. Fixed vs fixed. General vs general. Otherwise you're just throwing darts blindfolded and calling it analysis.

New pod drop with Phylax and Linea talking about circuit breakers for DeFi 🔥

Basically they built this thing that could've stopped the $rsETH exploit before it drained everything. It's like a kill switch but supposedly without ruining decentralization (yeah we'll see lol)

Key stuff they cover:
- How Phylax actually works and what triggers it to stop an attack
- Why institutions are still sitting on the sidelines scared
- The whole debate about freezing assets vs letting code run wild
- Whether we can have security WITHOUT becoming some walled garden bullshit

Linea's pushing this hard because they want institutions to finally come onchain. Honestly after watching bridge after bridge get rekt, maybe we DO need something like this even if it feels centralized af

The rsETH thing was brutal man. If this circuit breaker was live it might've saved millions. But also like... do we really want someone with a pause button? That's the whole debate

Worth a listen if you're tired of waking up to "PROTOCOL EXPLOITED" headlines every other week 💀

$292M got rekt from the $rsETH exploit on Aave, absolute bloodbath

But here's the thing — this could've been stopped or at least way less brutal if there was a proper circuit breaker in place

@phylaxsystems actually built one and @LineaBuild is running it now. Already blocked 4,000+ drain attempts apparently

Wild how we keep getting wrecked by the same playbook when the fix literally exists. DeFi stays DeFi I guess 🤷

Alright here's the play if you're positioning for the physical AI wave:

$BB - physical AI safety layer, literally the foundation for robots not going rogue
$DRAM - memory + robotics infrastructure, everything needs RAM to think
$BOT - the actual physical robotics angle, all these private robotics companies gonna need to scale FAST

These three aren't random picks, they're literally feeding into each other. The timeline's accelerating hard now that AI agents are actually shipping.

This is a 5-10 year thesis but entries matter. Don't ape in at tops just because "AI robotics" sounds sexy. Wait for dips, DCA if you believe it, and remember most AI hype dies before it ships.

But yeah if physical AI actually takes off like digital AI did, these sectors print. Just don't mortgage your house on it.

Wild how fast shit moves. A year ago everyone was clowning AI code — total garbage, couldn't even write a clean function. $GPT-5 dropped and people were like "that's it?" after all the hype. Claude was just some weird side project nobody cared about.

And remember all those suits freaking out about CapEx? "Too expensive! Unsustainable!"

Now look at us. AI's writing entire codebases and nobody even blinks. Market went from "this is overhyped" to "oh shit this is actually happening" in like 12 months.

That's crypto/tech in a nutshell though — you blink and the whole game changes. One year you're laughing, next year you're scrambling to catch up or you're ngmi.