Kimmies

Im not one for frequent calls, but when I drop one, you’d better be watching

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Fed Decision – April 2026

• The Fed held rates steady for a third straight meeting, but the tone of the statement shifted noticeably.

• For the first time since 1992, four members dissented. Three of them opposed keeping the “tilt toward easing” language, signaling resistance to market expectations of rate cuts.

• Inflation wording was upgraded from “somewhat elevated” to simply “elevated,” reflecting increased concern.

• The Fed also explicitly highlighted Middle East tensions as a source of “very high uncertainty” and flagged rising energy prices as a risk.

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Tp1 done in 20min
Lets go to tp2 guys 💛
$COS

short $COS
entry 0.00161-0.00164
SL 0.00185
Tp 0.00156-0.00135-0.00122

good job $LAB

$TON done tp3

What did we learn from ZachXBT’s FUD on $LAB?

Never try to outguess the market maker. This game never repeats the same way twice.

Instead of dumping, $LAB pumped even harder and wiped out anyone who tried to short it too early.

Recent strong runners like $RAVE , $BILL , all share one thing in common:

Binance Futures listing: needed to bring enough liquidity for aggressive price action

No Binance Spot listing: less cost, full focus on futures-driven moves

Last season, market makers were not really pumping altcoins. This season, they are. But catching the right one feels even harder than gambling.

when no one have token $BILL

Binance will delist several tokens at 10:00 on May 27

Binance announced that it will remove the following tokens from the exchange as they no longer meet its listing standards:

🔹 Automata (ATA)

🔹 Harvest Finance (FARM)

🔹 Enzyme (MLN)

🔹 Phoenix (PHB)

🔹 Syscoin (SYS)

⏰ Users should withdraw or convert these tokens before 10:00 on July 28, 2026. After that deadline, Binance will automatically sell the remaining balances into stablecoins on behalf of users.

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After the CPI inflation report, traders on Kalshi raised their bets on the Fed hiking rates before July 2027 to 53%, up from 43%.

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After the community reacted to Strategy saying it may sell BTC to cover dividends, Michael Saylor stepped in to clarify the situation and avoid misunderstanding.

In April, Strategy raised $3.2B through STRC to buy more BTC, while its dividend obligation was only around $80M–$90M.

In other words, the company would only need to sell 1 BTC to maintain cash flow, while using the same structure to acquire another 10–20 BTC.

Based on the calculation, BTC needs to rise more than 2.3% per year for Strategy to generate enough upside to offset the dividends paid to investors. Otherwise, the company would have to absorb the loss.

$BTC $RAVE $TRADOOR

Profitable Bitcoin supply is starting to be realized

CryptoQuant data shows that Bitcoin’s aSOPR has stayed above 1 for 9 consecutive days since May 1.

This means BTC is being sold at a profit, but major profit-taking pressure has not appeared yet.

The last time a similar streak happened was between October 19 and November 4, 2025.

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UPDATE $TON
tp2 done
tp3 soon

LayerZero $ZRO has issued an apology after days of criticism over its slow response and lack of transparency regarding the infrastructure issue affecting KelpDAO.

However the apology may have come too late. Several major projects have already started migrating to Chainlink CCIP.

Current list includes:

• KelpDAO: around $1.5B TVL

• Solv Protocol: around $600M TVL

• re: around $200M TVL

In total nearly $2B in TVL is moving away from the LayerZero ecosystem.

Some major names still rely on LayerZero including Ethena’s USDe, EtherFi’s weETH and Tether’s USDT0.

The real question now is whether LayerZero can restore trust fast enough to keep these key partners from leaving too.

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DOJ is now looking into a series of oil trades that look almost too perfectly timed.

According to reports, the DOJ and CFTC are probing at least four major short positions placed right before key geopolitical announcements linked to Iran and oil markets.

The pattern is what caught Wall Street’s attention:

Around $500M in bearish oil bets before Trump delayed strikes on Iran.

Nearly $1B short before a temporary ceasefire announcement.

About $760M placed shortly before Iran said the Strait of Hormuz was open again.

Another $430M short before the ceasefire extension.

In total, these trades involved more than $2.6B in positions betting on oil prices falling.

The big question now is simple: was this just a fund with an insanely sharp macro read, or did someone trade with access to information the market did not have yet?

For now, there is no public proof of insider trading and the traders behind the positions have not been identified. But the timing is so precise that regulators are clearly taking it seriously.

Online rumors have already started pointing fingers, but no verified evidence has linked any named individual to the trades. This is still an investigation, not a conclusion.

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$LAB we have ♾️ TP now 💛

Update $TON still run good

2000 $BILL now worth ~250$ , Binance Alpha is cooking 🔥🔥

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