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$VOOI 🧲 BITCOIN CME GAP TO THE UPSIDE!
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$BTC now has a major upside CME gap.
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We are looking at $78K – $84K range.

Fill soon⬆️ OR lower first⬇️?

$VOOI 📉 BITCOIN COULD CRASH TO $10K: MIKE MCGLONE$STABLE
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A top Bloomberg strategist warns Bitcoin might plunge ~87% from current levels to around $10,000.

The analyst compared the current selloff to the 2008 crash, with stocks, gold, and crypto dropping together.

$BTC has already lost about 40% from its record high.

$VOOI 🚨TODAY: BINANCE SAFU BUYS $101M IN BITCOIN$SERAPH
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Binance has purchased 1,315 BTC ($101.1M) for its SAFU user protection fund.

The exchange confirmed the move, calling it the first Bitcoin conversion of SAFU, and said they will continue buying Bitcoin to strengthen the fund.

$VOOI 🇱🇺 Ripple Granted Full EU EMI License in Luxembourg$STABLE
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@Ripple has received full approval of its Electronic Money Institution (EMI) license from Luxembourg’s financial regulator, the Commission de Surveillance du Secteur Financier (CSSF).

The approval allows Ripple to offer regulated electronic money and blockchain-based financial services across the EU, further strengthening its position as one of the most licensed crypto firms globally.

$VOOI US warehouse construction continues inching down to some of the lowest levels since the early pandemic, now 35% from its early-2023 peaks amidst a general industry pullback, higher goods prices, and weakness in US manufacturing.
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CRYPTO’S BIGGEST CASH MACHINE
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Tether reported ~$10B in net profit in 2025, and it came almost entirely from the core $USDT business -- not venture investing.$SERAPH

$USDT supply grew by about $50B in a single year, pushing total circulation to $186B+ 💵 That scale matters because Tether is now holding $141B+ in U.S. Treasuries, with total reserve assets near $193B 🇺🇸

On the balance sheet, there’s also $17.4B in gold 🪙 and $8.4B in Bitcoin, plus roughly $6.3B in excess reserves sitting above liabilities.

The profit story is simple: higher interest rates + massive Treasury exposure = steady yield 📈 As issuance expanded, so did earnings.

Regulatory pressure is rising -- MiCA in Europe and the U.S. GENIUS Act -- which is why Tether is launching USAT for U.S.-compliant use 🇺🇸 while USDT continues to dominate globally with about 60% market share 🌍$STABLE

This isn’t a niche crypto story anymore. Stablecoins are becoming part of the global dollar system.

$VOOI BITCOIN HAD A ROUGH JANUARY -- HISTORY LIKES FEBRUARY $STABLE
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When $BTC has weak or negative Januaries, February has often marked a shift in momentum -- not because of a single catalyst, but because early-year selling clears leverage and resets positioning.

We just saw exactly that:
💥 Leverage flushed
💥 Sentiment hit extreme fear
💥 Positioning cleaned up

That doesn’t mean price goes straight up, it means the pressure changes.

Bad starts don’t usually define the year for #Bitcoin. They often set the stage for what comes next. 👀

$VOOI GLOBAL MARKETS IN TURMOIL 🌎
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Global financial markets are seeing sharp volatility as a historic collapse in gold and silver spills into equities, energy, and crypto amid a surging U.S. dollar and rising yield expectations : triggering a broad dash for cash. $STABLE

EQUITIES
Asian markets led the sell-off.
KOSPI: -5.6%
Hang Seng: -2.6%
U.S. futures lower with Nasdaq-100 futures -1.6% as investors de-risk.

PRECIOUS METALS MELTDOWN
Silver and gold extend Friday’s historic wipeout, which erased an estimated $7.4T in combined market value.
Silver: -14.1% to ~$73 (spot), extending a 26% two-day plunge
Gold: -9.0% toward ~$4,453

ENERGY
WTI crude slides as geopolitical risk eases following Trump administration comments on a potential Iran deal.
WTI Crude: -5.4% to ~$61.67
Natural Gas: -16.7% to ~$3.63
Uranium: -2.5% from recent highs

U.S. INDICES
S&P 500: -1.12%
Nasdaq 100: -0.94%
Dow 30: -0.37%

Volatility is rising across all major asset classes.

$VOOI 🚨 MASSIVE: Precious Metals See Historic Sell-Off 💥📉$SERAPH
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Gold has fallen below $4,500/oz and Silver is now under $72/oz as selling pressure accelerates.

In just 3 days, gold and silver have erased over $10 TRILLION in market cap.

$VOOI What Happened Last Time Silver Saw a Similar Correction. 👇$SERAPH
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This occurred back in 2011.

$VOOI 🚨 MASSIVE: Polymarket Expands to Solana 💥$SERAPH

Polymarket is officially coming to Solana, integrating with Jupiter to deliver a seamless, all-in-one on-chain prediction trading experience. 📈🔥$STABLE

High-speed markets meet on-chain predictions.

$VOOI Short Term Bitcoin Holders are in HUGE drawdown‼️$STABLE
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Will it mark the perfect reversal point as seen previously? 👀

$VOOI 🏦 BlackRock Holdings‼️$STABLE
🟠 $BTC — 773,671
💰 $59.51B locked in
🔵 $ETH — 3.395M
💎 $7.61B exposure
📉 Dip on the menu…$SERAPH
👀 Will BlackRock buy the dip?
#Bitcoin #Ethereum #BlackRock #Crypto #InstitutionalMoney

$VOOI 💸 FED Net Liquidity & $BTC 🚀
📈 When liquidity rises…$SERAPH
💰 Money flows into risk assets$ETH
📊 Markets wake up
🟠 $BTC starts to shine
👀 History doesn’t lie —
More liquidity = More upside potential 🚀🔥
#Bitcoin #Crypto #Fed #Liquidity #BTC #Markets

$RAD BITCOIN IS PRINTING A TEXTBOOK CUP & HANDLE ON THE WEEKLY.$CLANKER
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Long base.
Extended accumulation.
Sentiment completely drained.

This is how real structures form:
– Time replaces volatility
– Boredom replaces euphoria
– Strong hands replace weak ones
That’s how every major move is built.

Assets like silver did this for years…
then resolved with force.

When weekly structures like this break,
they don’t drift.
They expand.

$RAD 🇪🇺 EU enforcement move on crypto tax reporting$CLANKER
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The European Commission opened infringement procedures and sent letters of formal notice to 12 EU countries for not fully transposing DAC8 rules on tax transparency, including reporting for crypto-asset transactions.

$RAD 📉📈 SILVER JUST BROKE HISTORY$SYN

Silver crashed-35% intraday trade today, the largest intraday drawdown in its history.

And yet, it is about to close January in GREEN, up +19%.$CLANKER

That extends silver’s rally to 9 consecutive green months:

May 2025 — $32.76
June — $36.00
July — $37.70
August — $38.18
September — $42.82
October — $49.44
November — $50.43
December — $71.65
January 2026 — $84.63

A winning streak of this length has NOT been seen in decades of precious metals trading.

When metals behave like this, risk is already repricing.🔥

$RAD 🚨 SPACEX PREPARES FOR HISTORIC $1.5T MEGA-IPO $SYN
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SpaceX is targeting a $1.5 TRILLION “conservative” valuation, after generating nearly $16 billion revenue in 2025.

It plans to raise up to $50BILLION in what would be the largest IPO ever, tentatively slated for June 2026.

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Gold’s market cap as a % of U.S. M2 just hit an all-time high even higher than the 1980 peak during extreme inflation and rates.$ENSO

Extreme valuations like this often signal a rotation of capital.

When traditional stores of value get stressed, crypto tends to respond first.

$SYN 🚨 BREAKING:$CLANKER

🇺🇸 President Trump officially nominates Kevin Warsh as the next Fed Chair.$ENSO

Markets don’t wait for headlines they trade liquidity and policy expectations.

Position early prices move before narratives.