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💥BREAKING:

🇮🇷 Iran is moving to charge up to $2M per tanker to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.

The world’s most critical oil route... now a toll gate.
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Fed Governor Christopher Waller says he was ready to cut interest rates until oil prices raised inflation risks.
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🇺🇸 DONALD TRUMP: “IF IVANKA WEREN’T MY DAUGHTER, PERHAPS I’D BE DATING HER.”

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💥BREAKING: 🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS IRAN WANTED TO TAKE OVER THE MIDDLE EAST.
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An oil tanker operator reportedly paid Iran a $2 million fee for safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz on Wednesday.

Iran is now charging select countries millions per tanker for safe transit through the strait.

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💥 TRUMP SAYS “WE’RE NOT PUTTING TROOPS ANYWHERE.”

PENTAGON: QUIETLY SENDS 2,200 MARINES FROM THE PACIFIC TO THE GULF.

DOESN’T MAKE A LOT OF SENSE.

💥BREAKING: CRYPTO.COM FIRES 12% OF ITS WORKFORCE CITING AI INTEGRATION.

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CEO: “COMPANIES THAT MOVE IMMEDIATELY WILL ACHIEVE SCALE THAT WAS PREVIOUSLY IMPOSSIBLE.”

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MARKETS EXPECT THE FED TO HOLD RATES THROUGH 2026, WITH THE FIRST CUT NOW PRICED IN FOR SEPTEMBER 2027.

🇺🇸 NEW: DOJ CHARGES THREE SUPER MICRO COMPUTER ASSOCIATES, INCLUDING CO-FOUNDER, WITH SMUGGLING $2.5B IN AI CHIPS TO CHINA.
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🚨🇸🇦 BREAKING: SAUDI OIL OFFICIALS FEAR OIL PRICES COULD RISE ABOVE $180 A BARREL — WSJ.
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 REP. NANCY MACE SAYS THE RELEASE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES EXONERATES PRESIDENT TRUMP.
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🚨🇺🇸🇷🇺 BREAKING: US AUTHORIZES SALE AND DELIVERY OF RUSSIAN OIL LOADED ON VESSELS AS OF MARCH 12, 2026.
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FED WILL MAKE AN EMERGENCY $8.071 BILLION INJECTION INTO THE MARKET TODAY AT 9 AM ET, RIGHT BEFORE THE U.S. MARKET OPEN.

THE RISE IN INJECTIONS IS DIRECTLY TIED TO THE OIL CRISIS.

SOMETHING EXTREMELY BAD IS COMING...

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💥 UAE ANNOUNCES ITS GAS PRODUCTION IS NOW ZERO AND OPERATIONS AT MAJOR NATURAL GAS FACILITIES HAVE BEEN

💥BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump says U.S. “knew nothing” about strike as fires rage at Qatar LNG site. $KAT $COS $DEXE

Fires are still burning at Qatar’s Ras Laffan industrial city (world’s largest LNG export hub).

An Iranian B*LS***K missile caused “extensive damage."

🚨 4.1% CHANCE THE FED HIKES RATES NEXT MONTH!
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🚨JUST IN: THE USA RELEASED $625,000,000 IN SECURITY FUNDING TO WORLD CUP HOST CITIES.

THIS IS THE LOWEST SPENDING SINCE SOUTH AFRICA 2010 (NO ESTIMATE AVAILABLE FOR RUSSIA 2018).

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JUST IN: 🇷🇺🇰🇷 SOUTH KOREA SERIOUSLY CONSIDERS IMPORTING RUSSIAN OIL.
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🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱 BREAKING: THE FBI IS INVESTIGATING NOW-RESIGNED DIRECTOR OF THE NATIONAL COUNTERTERRORISM CENTER, JOE KENT, FOR “LEAKING CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.”
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CHINA HAS NOW BOUGHT GOLD FOR 16 CONSECUTIVE MONTHS, BRINGING TOTAL RESERVES TO A RECORD 2,309 TONNES, WORTH ~$371 BILLION AT CURRENT PRICES.