$PIXEL I just saw my salary on a bottle of perfume , so u min someone there smells like my salary

#PIXEL📈 When the intervew is in 10 mins and u see ur CV cover page reading, Curriculum Vitamin (kids of new curriculum)

@Pixels I submitted my CV somewhere and i was called for a test ,which i passed, then i was told to go with my urine on monday for alcohol test, i drunk full weekend , so i took my girlfriends urine 🤣🤣🤣

It was tested , and they told me , am pregnant😭😂

NIGHT STORY

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Very Shy Guy

A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home every evening. She noticed he mostly comes in the evenings and on weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture — he just moves around, looking at his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her.

It went on like that for a year, and the girl understood that the guy was in love with her but too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They also saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage but wanted her to make the first move.

Next day, she went to him and said:

"Hi. I'm Radha."

GUY: "Hi. I'm Chris."

Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Lord Chris and Radha Devi.

The girl went on and said:

"I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home every day for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think I really like you too and would love it if we get married."

The guy smiled and said:

"Forgive me sister! Actually, your home's WIFI doesn't have a password. So I come here every evening after work to use free Wi-Fi to chat with my girlfriend!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

> JACK STAR ⭐

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