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$PIXEL Acabo de ver mi salario en una botella de perfume, así que alguien allí huele como mi salario

#PIXEL📈 Cuando la entrevista es en 10 minutos y ves la portada de tu CV que dice, Curriculum Vitamin (niños del nuevo currículo)

@Pixels Envié mi CV a algún lugar y me llamaron para una prueba, la cual pasé, luego me dijeron que fuera con mi orina el lunes para la prueba de alcohol, bebí todo el fin de semana, así que tomé la orina de mi novia 🤣🤣🤣
Se hizo la prueba, y me dijeron que estoy embarazada😭😂

NOCHE DE HISTORIA
Relájate, lee después de leer, reacciona 🙏

#PIXEL $PIXEL @Pixels
1. Being a guy is so funny. I had coffee last night before bed, and left that cup in my sink, and then I had coffee again now in the morning. That’s 2 cups in the sink. My girl is coming over later today, so I washed both to avoid having to explain “who I had over😂
2. In December 2021, North Korea observed the 10th anniversary of Kim Jong Il’s death with an intense 11-day national mourning period. Citizens were reportedly told not to laugh, drink 🍺, or take part in leisure activities highlighting how strictly loyalty and respect were expected to be shown. 🇰🇵
3. *NIGHT STORY*
Relax, read after reading, react 🙏

*Very Shy Guy*

A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home every evening. She noticed he mostly comes in the evenings and on weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture — he just moves around, looking at his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her.

It went on like that for a year, and the girl understood that the guy was in love with her but too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They also saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage but wanted her to make the first move.

Next day, she went to him and said:
*"Hi. I'm Radha."*
*GUY:* "Hi. I'm Chris."

Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Lord Chris and Radha Devi.

The girl went on and said:
"I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home every day for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think I really like you too and would love it if we get married."

The guy smiled and said:
*"Forgive me sister! Actually, your home's WIFI doesn't have a password. So I come here every evening after work to use free Wi-Fi to chat with my girlfriend!"*

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

> *JACK STAR ⭐*
React & share after reading, and tell me if you want more *funnier stories than this every night 😏*
I LOVE 💕 Y’ALL

4. A woman and her 13 years old son were inside a Taxi. It was raining and all the twilight girls (Prostitutes) were standing by the roadside.

The Boy asked; “Mummy, what are all those women doing?

His Mother replied; “They are waiting for their husbands to come back from work.”

The Taxi driver turned around and said; “Why don’t you tell him the truth?. Little boy, they are prostitutes, they sleep with men for money. Said the Driver”.

The Boy’s eyes got wide and asked; “Mummy is that true?”
His mother, glaring hard at the driver replied; “Yes.!!”

After a few minutes, the boy asked; “Mummy, what happens to the babies those women have?.”

She replied; “Most of them become Taxi drivers.

Moral of the Story -
Silence is Golden

Acabo de ver mi salario en una botella de perfume, así que tú, min, alguien allí huele como mi salario#PIXEL!

Envié mi CV a algún lugar y me llamaron para una prueba, la cual pasé, luego me dijeron que llevara mi orina el lunes para la prueba de alcohol, bebí todo el fin de semana, así que tomé la orina de mi novia 🤣🤣🤣
Fue probado, y me dijeron que estoy embarazada😭😂

Ser un chico es muy divertido. Tomé café anoche antes de dormir, y dejé esa taza en mi fregadero, y luego tomé café de nuevo ahora por la mañana. Esas son 2 tazas en el fregadero. Mi chica viene más tarde hoy, así que lavé ambas para evitar tener que explicar “quién tuve aquí😂