My Bank Account: $5.70 💸
My Brain: 'Don't worry, that $10 you put into RocketCatElonCoin will definitely turn into $1 million by next Tuesday.' 🤡
I don't need a retirement plan, I just need one green candle and a dream! 🕯️✨
Tag a friend who is still waiting for their coin to 'Go to the Moon!' 🌙🚀
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