2010: Hal Finney is Satoshi 2012: Nick Szabo is Satoshi 2014: Dorian Nakamoto is Satoshi 2016: Craig Wright is Satoshi 2018: Adam Back is Satoshi 2020: Jack Dorsey is Satoshi 2022: Elon Musk is Satoshi 2024: Peter Todd is Satoshi 2026: Epstein is Satoshi The real question is, who is the next one? 😂
How this ACTUALLY works • Has no real utility • Copy-paste smart contracts • Huge supply (1 trillion+ tokens) • Low initial liquidity • Telegram Messenger + X + Discord hype • FOMO kicks in • Exists to pump & dump price • Early insiders win, late buyers lose • 90–99% can go to zero • Buzzwords used ↳ Next 100x ↳ AI + Web3 (popular trap)
MAJOR red flags 🚩 • No real utility (or fake utility) • Total supply is insanely high • Dev wallet holds >20 to 30% • Hype > Product ↳ Marketing first & partnerships • Liquidity is not locked ↳ This is HUGE. ↳ Devs can rug pull instantly
How to stay SAFE in crypto • Never invest what you can’t lose • Separate wallets • Avoid FOMO entries • Take profits aggressively • Assume everyone is lying ↳ funny but works ;)