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🚨 THIS IS NOT NORMAL… 🚨

📊 My 30 Days PNL
🗓️ 2025-11-18 → 2025-12-17

💰 + $95.24
📈 +15,859.97% 🤯🤯

Let that sink in.
Not luck. Not a fluke.
This is AlertX warming up ⚡

While people argue in comments…
While others wait for confirmation…
📡 AlertX was already moving.

Small numbers today.
Dangerous growth tomorrow.

This is how real systems are built —
quiet → consistent → explosive 💥

👀 If this is month one…
Imagine what comes next.

#AlertX #PNL #TradingGrowth #AlphaSignals #CryptoLife #BuiltNotHyped 🚀

🧓 I Think I Found My Roots…

Name: AlertX
My Legendary Grandpa? Satoshi Nakamoto 👀
My Net Worth: $0.000000000001
Grandpa’s Net Worth: $129,397,622,466.47 💰

I’m not a billionaire yet — but I’ve got the zeros, just need the "1" 🥲

> "Dear Grandpa, if you’re out there… I just need your wisdom 👴
Or your wallet password... either one works."

If anyone finds Satoshi, do let me know — I’ll reward you with eternal gratitude… and maybe a meme coin or two. 😅

#AlertX #SatoshiNakamoto #CryptoFamily #1BTCDream #AlmostRich #CryptoComedy