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$BTC Michael Burry says Bitcoin is worse than tulips. My portfolio agrees. 💎🙌? More like 💎😭.

But hey, at least tulips die. My losses are forever. HODLing for that *wen compost* moon. 🌕🤡

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"Experts say markets aren't ready for the 2026 Fed shift. My portfolio wasn't ready for Tuesday 😭. Time to HODL with my 💎🙌 while getting financially rekt by a PowerPoint presentation.

*Not financial advice, just a 🤡 buying the dip on hopium.*

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😂 Crypto Mood Every Week Be Like...

📈 Monday: "I'm a genius! $SOL up 20%! To the moon! 🚀"
📉 Tuesday: "Why is $BTC falling? Should I sell?? 😩"
😐 Wednesday: "Just HODL they said... it’ll be fun they said."
🧘 Thursday: "Don’t check the chart. Don’t check the chart. Meditate. 🧘‍♂️"
😅 Friday: "Bought the dip... now it dipped again."
🤑 Saturday: "ONE green candle and I’m rich again!! 🔥"
😭 Sunday: “I should’ve just bought a pizza with that $ETH.”

💡 Moral: Don’t trade with emotions. Or… become a meme 😂
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Крипто-рынок сегодня в одном фото 🤣

$FLOKI $PEPE

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Michael Saylor ro raha hai: “Too much blue, not enough orange!” — jaise koi Bitcoin artist ho color crisis mein!
Lagta hai MicroStrategy ka $52.87B portfolio orange wave pe moon ki taraf jaa raha hai — Mike, sunscreen le aana bhai!
😂🚀

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$BTC Bitcoin added $732B? That's more than my portfolio has lost since 2017! 💎🙌? More like 💎😭. I'm still HODLing, but my "diamond hands" are just glued from the FOMO.

Wen lambo? Wen my initial investment back?

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😂 All for the love of Bitcoin.
Trade responsibly — or at least keep your liver intact.

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🧠 Crypto IQ levels:
💡 Buy at ATH = Genius in reverse
🚀 Sell at dip = Exit to poverty
🔥 HODL = Emotional damage
❤️ Buy in blood = Certified psycho millionaire#CryptoLife
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“Operation: HODL Forever” 💣💍
Suiting up to break the news:
"I'm never selling our Bitcoin." 😅
#Bitcoin #HODL #CryptoMarriage #BitcoinHumor #StayStrong

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My Portfolio’s Got More Moves Than a Dance Floor 🕺💸

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Eric Trump's Bitcoin stock dropped faster than my portfolio after I take "financial advice" from TikTok. 😭📉

Guess those weren't diamond hands... more like paper napkins. 💎🙌➡️🤡📉

Time to buy the dip? Asking for a friend. #CryptoComedy #BitcoinHumor $BTC #Rekt

🚀 Some days I feel like a crypto genius 🙋🫂 other days, i questions all of my life decisions🤣😂.
welcome to the binance ride 🌝👉🤾
Are you riding the wave🙋🫂 ? or watching for the sidelines? 😜

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Bitcoin Investor Life Cycle:

When the price pumps: "You're a genius!"
When the price dumps: "You're an idiot!"
And the cycle continues...

This never changes — welcome to the emotional rollercoaster of #Bitcoin.
HODL strong!

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