Crypto Traders Right Now: A Horror Story
🔴 $BTC : -8.23% 😱
🟣 $ETH : -11.43% 💀
⚫ $XRP : -16.07% ☠️
🟡 $DOGE : -13.52% (Even Elon can't save it! 🚀➡️🌍)
Meanwhile, USDT & USDC chilling at $0.999 like: "We don’t know them. 😎"
📉 The Market Be Like:
New traders: "BUY THE DIP! 🚀"
Experienced traders: "WHICH DIP? THERE'S A NEW ONE EVERY 5 MINUTES! 😭"
Hold on tight, crypto fam! 😂
BTC
88,329.02
+1.10%
XRP
1.9231
+1.16%
TON
1.492
+1.15%