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Bitconnect:
The OG Ponzi.
Taught us one valuable lesson:
If someone yells “BITCONNEEEEEECT,” run.
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If Bitcoin actually hit $200,000 before 2025, here’s exactly what would happen — the fun, the chaos, and the realistic economics: ⸻ 🚀 1. Crypto Twitter = Explodes People won’t tweet — they’ll scream in all caps. • “WE MADE IT BOYS” • “I TOLD YOU IN 2017” • “MY PORTFOLIO IS HEAVIER THAN MY PROBLEMS” Meme season becomes a natural disaster. 💸 2. Exchanges = Lagging, crashing, crying Binance, Coinbase, all of them: • Deposits slow • Withdrawals stuck • Charts freeze • Everyone blaming everyone Even people who bought BTC at ₹60 lakh will suddenly try to “buy the dip” at ₹1.5 crore. 🤑 3. Every forgotten wallet = magically resurrects People will be like: • “Bro I think I bought 0.03 BTC in 2016—lemme check” • “My old laptop suddenly became treasure island” And 99% won’t remember the password. 👨👩👧👦 4. Relatives who ignored crypto = suddenly experts • “Put son, I always knew this bitcoin will come up.” • “I told your uncle in 2018 only.” • “Don’t sell, don’t buy, just do whatever I say.” Every family group chat = investment committee meeting. 📰 5. News channels start giving astrology-style predictions • “Bitcoin at ₹1.6 crore — next stop ₹3 crore???” • “Astrologer says BTC will match gold’s destiny.” • “Panel of 6 people who don’t know blockchain explain Bitcoin.” 🧠 6. Fear of missing out becomes national epidemic People will sell: • Bikes • Scooters • AC • That one land plot they inherited Just to buy 0.00078 BTC. 😂 7. The funniest part People who said “Bitcoin is a bubble” at ₹5 lakh will still say “Bitcoin is a bubble” at ₹1.6 crore.
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🤣 Politicians vs Bitcoin Rates — The Ultimate Roast 1️⃣ Politicians before elections: “I will change your life.” Bitcoin before bull run: “Hold my blockchain.” 2️⃣ Politicians after getting elected: “Error 404: Promises not found.” Bitcoin after you buy it: “Error 404: Support not found.” 3️⃣ Politicians during scandals: “This is fake news.” Bitcoin during crashes: “This is healthy correction.” 4️⃣ Politicians when opposition attacks: Suddenly becomes very honest. Bitcoin when bears attack: Suddenly becomes very humble. 5️⃣ Politicians’ approval rating: Up… down… up… down… Bitcoin price chart: Same energy 😭📈📉⚡ 6️⃣ Politicians during debates: Make noise, zero clarity. Bitcoin during volatility: Make noise, zero stability. 7️⃣ Politicians switching parties: “New ideology discovered.” Bitcoin switching trend: “New ATH loading… or maybe new ATL.” 🤡
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#BTCRebound90kNext? 🔥 BTC SURGES AGAIN… DESPITE THE ODDS (HELL MODE ROAST) “Bitcoin pumping again like it has zero respect for your stop-loss, your sleep, or your mental stability. Markets be burning, global economy confused, and BTC still climbing like: ‘Plot armor > fundamentals.’ Investors who sold yesterday: ‘No way it goes up now.’ BTC: ‘HOLD MY BLOCKCHAIN, PEASANT.’ Every time analysts declare a correction, Bitcoin wakes up like a villain power-up scene: ‘Who summoned me? Who doubted me? Bring their portfolio here.’ BTC is basically that one guy who studied nothing the whole year, walks into the exam, writes two lines, and still tops. Meanwhile, people who actually researched are outside crying in the corridor. At this point Bitcoin isn’t a coin — it’s a toxic gym bro with commitment issues, ghosts you during dips, shows up ripped during pumps, and still you’re here like: ‘Maybe this time he’s serious.’ 😂🔥💀”
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🔥 BTC SURGES AGAIN… DESPITE THE ODDS (HELL MODE ROAST)
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