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“High Alert: Crypto Chart is Doing Yoga!”
> “When you open your Binance chart and it’s doing down-dog, half moon, and headstand all in one candle!”
📊 Reality check:
Green candle → “Yes, we’re going up!”
Next candle red → “Hold on…”
Next big wick → “Abort mission!”
Final… sideways grind → “Let’s sleep.”
😂 Tag your trading buddy who refreshes every 10 seconds and still says “This is it!”
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