๐Ÿ’ฅ Not Afraid of Strong Enemies โ€” Only Dumb Teammates ๐Ÿ’ฅ

That quote never hit harder than today. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

CZ just tweeted:

> โ€œIโ€™m not a trader, I just hold.โ€

Butโ€ฆ he forgot one tiny detail:

He was logged in with the company wallet. ๐Ÿ’€

And then โ€” the blockchain detectives moved faster than ever.

They noticed the wallet held exactly 2,090,598.14 $ASTER

ASTERBSC
ASTERUSDT
0.7034
+1.76%

,

matching perfectly with the dev wallet. ๐Ÿ‘€

Then the chaos began:

Some said, โ€œCZ actually bought it!โ€ ๐Ÿ’ธ

Others laughed, โ€œHeโ€™s holding for the team.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Meanwhile, Binance HR probably asking:

โ€œWho forgot to factory reset their laptop?!โ€

Only in crypto โ€” one misclick, and ๐Ÿ’ฃ a million-dollar secret goes public.

But heyโ€ฆ if this is Binanceโ€™s new marketing strategy, itโ€™s definitely working. ๐Ÿ˜‰

๐Ÿ”น Moral of the story:

No one is safe on-chain โ€” not even CZ.

Always DYOR, never hold for others,

and double-check your wallet before you start shilling. ๐Ÿš€

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