🚨 BREAKING:

🇺🇸 US Unemployment Report Drops Today at 8:30 AM ET!

📊 Market Reaction Guide:

If Unemployment < 4.4% → Markets likely parabolic 📈

If Unemployment = 4.4% → Markets likely flat/steady ⚖️

If Unemployment > 4.4% → Markets likely rekt 💥

🙏 Fingers crossed for our portfolios!

$PIPPIN

PIPPINUSDT

Prep

0.40689

+22.80%

$TRUMP

TRUMP

5.142

-2.09%

$ACE

ACE

0.236

-7.81%

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