🚨 BREAKING:

🇺🇸 US Unemployment Report Drops Today at 8:30 AM ET!

📊 Market Reaction Guide:

If Unemployment < 4.4% → Markets likely parabolic 📈

If Unemployment = 4.4% → Markets likely flat/steady ⚖️

If Unemployment > 4.4% → Markets likely rekt 💥

🙏 Fingers crossed for our portfolios!

$PIPPIN

PIPPINUSDT

Perp

0.46239

+20.83%

$TRUMP

TRUMP

5.246

-4.27%

$ACE

ACE

0.268

+20.72%

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pippin

Alpha

0.40559

+4.94%

TRUMP

5.186

-1.16%

ACE

0.24

-9.09%