🚨 US unemployment just hit a 4-year high.
📊 4.6% vs 4.5% expected
Congrats Fed…
You just unlocked Hard Mode 🎮
🧠 Here’s the ugly math (but fun):
📉 Jobs slowing
📉 Growth slowing
📈 Inflation still ~3%
This isn’t a soft landing.
This is the plane running out of runway ✈️💥
Welcome to STAGFLATION —
where every button the Fed presses explodes something else 💣
🎯 The Fed’s two terrible choices:
🟥 Hold rates → layoffs start snowballing
🟦 Cut rates → inflation says “I’m back 😎”
No pause button.
No undo.
📚 History laughs first:
1970s déjà vu.
Rates near 20%.
Stocks did NOTHING for a decade.
Imagine holding bags for 10 years just to break even 😵💫
⚠️ What happens next?
If the Fed fights inflation:
📉 crash first
🚀 moon later
If the Fed blinks:
📈 sugar high
🔥 inflation hangover
Either way…
VOLATILITY IS GUARANTEED 🎢
