🎆 New Year Predictions Be Like…

🐕 $SHIB → $1

🐸 $PEPPI → $1.5

🐶 $BONK → $2

🐕‍🦺 $DOGE → $5

📈 New year

📊 New hopes

💀 New targets unlocked

Paper hands laughing ❌

Diamond hands dreaming BIG 💎

Will it happen?

Nobody knows 😎

But one thing never changes:

🔥 When hype arrives, memes run the market 🚀

Hold tight, enjoy the volatility, and don’t forget —

Crypto is wild 🥶🔥

Market snapshot (Perps):

DOGEUSDT: 0.12474 (-4.82%)

BONK: 0.000008 (-6.54%)

SHIB: 0.00000747 (-4.35%)

Speculation, sentiment, and cycles — welcome to crypto

🧵 Turn it into a meme-thread

📊 Add a “reality check” slide with market caps

SHIB

0.0₅739

-1.72%

PEPE

0.0₅39

+1.03%

DOGEUSDT

Prep

0.12825

+1.91%