Ohhh no… GUYS, pause everything right now 😂🚨
Have you actually looked at $Jager’s supply?!
Brace yourselves…
14,000 TRILLION tokens 💀💀
Yes. Fourteen. Thousand. Trillion.
And the best part?
People with zero crypto knowledge yelling:
“HOLD $Jager — IT’S GOING TO $1!” 🤡📢
Quick kindergarten‑level math 🧮:
If $Jager = $1 →
💥 Market cap: $14,000,000,000,000,000 😭
That’s bigger than:
• The entire crypto market
• Global stock markets
• Countries… planets… probably the multiverse 🌍🪐
Moral: some dreams are funny, not financial 😂
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