😂 Funny Crypto Post (Trading + Holding + Meme Coins) 😂
📉 Trader:
“Just a 5-minute trade…”
⏰ After 5 minutes:
😨 Liquidation Alert
🧘 Holder:
“Is the price dropping?”
😎 No worries, HODL until 2027
🐶 Meme Coin Investor:
“Project? Roadmap?”
🚀 Just the dog's name needs to be cute!
📊 Market:
If green → “I am a genius” 🧠
If red → “Market manipulation” 😤
💸 Reality Check:
Trader = stress
Holder = patience
Meme Coin = prayer 🤲
😜 End Question:
Which category are you in?
1️⃣ Trader
2️⃣ Holder
3️⃣ Meme Coin Lover 🚀🐕
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