#BitcoinJokes $BNB
1. I suggested my friend buy Bitcoins.
But now he doesn’t reply; he just sends me sad faces.

2. Binance Portfolio Update

Yesterday → Investor

Today → Survivor

3. Bitcoin Investors in Bull Run: "I'm a Genius"

“Market is manipulated.” During Crash

4. I did not lose money in cryptocurrency.
I just made it a life lesson instead.

5. My Binance portfolio is like a horror movie.
I don’t want to look… but I look anyway.

6. Bitcoin’s dip is only temporary.
My bad decisions, however, are forever.

7. Opened Bitcoin chart today…
I know now why humans have the faith in prayers.

8. Binance chart today looks like.
Someone set happiness level to 10th floor.

9. Bitcoin: “Be your own bank.”
Also Bitcoin: be your own emotional support.”

10. I invested in crypto for financial freedom.
Now I am emotionally attached to red candles.