🤯 F*CK, THIS #MarchFedMeeting IS DETERMINING THE FATE OF THE ENTIRE PLANET, AND I'VE ALREADY DUMPED EVERYTHING INTO CRYPTO AND AM WAITING FOR THE APOCALYPSE!
Jerome Powell will come out and say: "Rates are now -500%, the dollar is toilet paper, buy $AVAX and $SOL , or else it's f*cked".
I just threw in the last 500 bucks into #BinanceKOLIntroductionProgram and #AnimocaBrandsInvestsinAVAX, because #SECClarifiesCryptoClassification has already hinted — soon everything will be tokenized, even my grandmother.
Who else is in full shock and holds crypto instead of deposits — put 🔥 in the comments if you're also ready to become a millionaire or a bum in one day!
Repost if you're already counting how many millions you'll lose when the dollar crashes. I'm serious, this is not a joke, this is 2026 live.
#MarchFedMeeting #FTXCreditorPayouts
Jerome Powell will come out and say: "Rates are now -500%, the dollar is toilet paper, buy $AVAX and $SOL , or else it's f*cked".
I just threw in the last 500 bucks into #BinanceKOLIntroductionProgram and #AnimocaBrandsInvestsinAVAX, because #SECClarifiesCryptoClassification has already hinted — soon everything will be tokenized, even my grandmother.
Who else is in full shock and holds crypto instead of deposits — put 🔥 in the comments if you're also ready to become a millionaire or a bum in one day!
Repost if you're already counting how many millions you'll lose when the dollar crashes. I'm serious, this is not a joke, this is 2026 live.
#MarchFedMeeting #FTXCreditorPayouts