Doctor: "Welcome back. You've been in a coma for 6 years."
Patient: "Finally! What's the price of $DOT now? $500? $1,000? Did parachains destroy $ETH ? I bought @Polkadot Network at $40 in 2021." 🤩
Doctor: checks heart monitor
Doctor: "Nurse, increase the sedation."
Patient: "Why? What's wrong?"
Doctor: "Sir... in the last 6 years, people made more money buying cows, dogs, and random frog coins than holding #dot ." 😭
Patient: "At least tell me #Polkadot hit a new ATH?"
Doctor: "Sir, your coma wasn't the worst-performing thing in this room." 💀📉
Patient: "Finally! What's the price of $DOT now? $500? $1,000? Did parachains destroy $ETH ? I bought @Polkadot Network at $40 in 2021." 🤩
Doctor: checks heart monitor
Doctor: "Nurse, increase the sedation."
Patient: "Why? What's wrong?"
Doctor: "Sir... in the last 6 years, people made more money buying cows, dogs, and random frog coins than holding #dot ." 😭
Patient: "At least tell me #Polkadot hit a new ATH?"
Doctor: "Sir, your coma wasn't the worst-performing thing in this room." 💀📉