Alright, in Russian and without vanilla — a nasty update on the crypto market, as it is:
The crypto market has once again staged a circus with horses. Bitcoin twitches like a drunken hedgehog on a trampoline: it seems like an 'uptrend', but an hour later — minus a candle the size of hamster hopes. Altcoins? Don't make me laugh. Most of them are lying there, like corpses after a bear party, only showing signs of life to mess up again.
Investors are in panic, traders are in hysteria, influencers on Twitter are drawing arrows up and down at the same time — a universal trick 'I was right no matter the outcome'. Whales, as always, pretend that 'nothing is happening' while carefully dumping on you in the market.
The Fed mumbled something — the market crapped itself. Inflation data came out — the market crapped itself again, but from a different side. ETF? 'Oh, rumors', 'oh, expectations', 'oh, postponement' — go away. Every news is not an update, but a reason to shake out the last optimists from their positions.
And meme coins? That's a completely different diagnosis. Zero technology, zero meaning, but 'community', 'vibes' and 'we're going to the moon'. They are flying, though, strictly downwards, but with a song.
The conclusion is simple: the market lives not by logic, but by mockery. If you think that 'now everything is clear' — congratulations, you are the next liquidity donor. Here, only cynics survive, or those who have already come to terms with the fact that crypto is not investments, but a high-risk psychological experiment on human greed.
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