Elon Musk's #SpaceX is about to go public, but he's blacklisted us
Hey guys, have you heard? Musk's SpaceX is gearing up for the biggest IPO in history!
Rumor has it they're looking to raise a whopping $75 billion, with the company's valuation skyrocketing to $1.75 trillion—it's practically a "universal-level" money-making project!
But it looks like we're totally out of the loop on this one.
According to Bloomberg, big-name investment banks like Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley have issued a strict order:
"Clear prohibition for investors from mainland China and Hong Kong to participate in the subscription!"
This isn't a joke; whether you're a major institution, a big boss, or a super VIP from a private bank, no orders will be taken! The reason given is "regulatory compliance and national security risks."
Even crazier, now even Hong Kong's IP addresses can't access the SpaceX website, with the screen flashing "Error 1009 Access Denied."
Well, looks like this space train to riches is one we can't even get a platform ticket for. Let's call it a day, guys!
$SPCX
Hey guys, have you heard? Musk's SpaceX is gearing up for the biggest IPO in history!
Rumor has it they're looking to raise a whopping $75 billion, with the company's valuation skyrocketing to $1.75 trillion—it's practically a "universal-level" money-making project!
But it looks like we're totally out of the loop on this one.
According to Bloomberg, big-name investment banks like Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley have issued a strict order:
"Clear prohibition for investors from mainland China and Hong Kong to participate in the subscription!"
This isn't a joke; whether you're a major institution, a big boss, or a super VIP from a private bank, no orders will be taken! The reason given is "regulatory compliance and national security risks."
Even crazier, now even Hong Kong's IP addresses can't access the SpaceX website, with the screen flashing "Error 1009 Access Denied."
Well, looks like this space train to riches is one we can't even get a platform ticket for. Let's call it a day, guys!
$SPCX