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Trump spoke nationwide last night:
"Dude, I've been in office for 11 months, and I've inherited a super mess— the border has turned from a sieve to an iron wall, the military has gone from second-rate to the strongest in the universe, and I've given 1.45 million soldiers each a $1776 Christmas bonus (independence year, you get it?)!"
"Investment? $18 trillion in hand! (If you look closely, it might be halved, but who cares?)"
"Inflation? It's all the previous administration's fault! I'm currently making big repairs, the Federal Reserve Chairman isn't listening? Replace him! Interest rates aren't dropping? Slash them! Housing prices aren't falling? Jump straight into the most aggressive housing reform in the New Year!"
Polls show only 36% approval for the economy? Trump: Doesn't matter, the market is already hyped— rate cuts are coming, the dollar will loosen, and crypto will soar!
In a nutshell: Old Trump is starting to "talk up the stock market" again, and Wall Street is shouting "King understands!" while Fed Chairman Powell is sweating silently. 😂
