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$LPT – The Token That Thinks It’s Still 2021 (Spoiler: It’s Not… But It’s Trying) 🎥📉

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Let’s be real: if you’re looking at $LPT on the daily chart right now, you either:
✅ Miss the days when “Livepeer” sounded like the future of decentralized video
❌ Or you got lost scrolling through low-cap coins and ended up here by accident
Price? Hanging around $3.999 — which is basically “I’m not dead, but I’m not winning either.”
It had a little pump up to $4.967 last year, then got smacked down like a toddler refusing nap time.
Volume’s sitting at 19.3K — not screaming “FOMO,” more like “meh, maybe later.”
The chart says “BUY” at $3.999 — but let’s be real, this coin doesn’t care what the chart says. It cares about vibes. And right now? Vibes = “waiting for a tweet from Elon or a dog meme.”
🔑 What to watch:
➡️ Break above $4.20 + volume spike? Could sneak toward $4.50 — maybe even $4.80 if the moon sneezes.
➡️ Drop below $3.80? Time to grab your popcorn and watch the free fall to $3.50 land.
This isn’t a “buy and forget” coin. It’s a “buy, stare, refresh every 2 minutes, panic, sell, regret” coin.
Perfect for people who think “risk management” is just a fancy word for “hope.”
Meme coins don’t need fundamentals. They need a story. And $LPT’s story is:
“I used to be cool… then everyone forgot about me… but hey, at least I’m still here.” 😅
#LPT #CryptoNostalgia #AltcoinChaos #CryptoHumor #TradingViewButMakeItFunny #LowCapGambles 🐶📉
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$FHE – The Token That Thinks It’s Still 2021 (Spoiler: It’s Not… But It’s Trying) 🧬📉

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Let’s be real: if you’re looking at $FHE on the daily chart right now, you either:
✅ Miss the days when “Fully Homomorphic Encryption” sounded like sci-fi magic
❌ Or you got lost scrolling through low-cap coins and ended up here by accident
Price? Hanging around $0.01732 — which is basically “I’m not dead, but I’m not winning either.”
It had a little pump up to $0.0329 last year, then got smacked down like a toddler refusing nap time.
Volume’s sitting at... well, let’s just say it’s “quiet” — not screaming “FOMO,” more like “meh, maybe later.”
The chart says “BUY” at $0.01733 — but let’s be real, this coin doesn’t care what the chart says. It cares about vibes. And right now? Vibes = “waiting for a tweet from Elon or a dog meme.”
🔑 What to watch:
➡️ Break above $0.0185 + volume spike? Could sneak toward $0.0200 — maybe even $0.0220 if the moon sneezes.
➡️ Drop below $0.0160? Time to grab your popcorn and watch the free fall to $0.0140 land.
This isn’t a “buy and forget” coin. It’s a “buy, stare, refresh every 2 minutes, panic, sell, regret” coin.
Perfect for people who think “risk management” is just a fancy word for “hope.”
Meme coins don’t need fundamentals. They need a story. And $FHE’s story is:
“I used to be cool… then everyone forgot about me… but hey, at least I’m still here.” 😅
#FHE #CryptoNostalgia #AltcoinChaos #CryptoHumor #TradingViewButMakeItFunny #LowCapGambles 🐶📉
(Drop a 🍕 if you want the 4h breakdown — I’ll bring extra cheese AND memes)

$PHB – The Token That Thinks It’s Still 2021 (Spoiler: It’s Not… But It’s Trying) 🦅📉

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Let’s be real: if you’re looking at $PHB right now, you either:
✅ Miss the days when “Phoenix” sounded like a rebirth story
❌ Or you got lost on the way to AI coins and ended up here by accident
Price? Hanging around $0.3293 — which is basically “I’m not dead, but I’m not winning either.”
It had a little pump up to $0.3440 last week, then got smacked down like a toddler refusing nap time.
Volume’s sitting at 3.96K — not screaming “FOMO,” more like “meh, maybe later.”
The chart says “BUY” at $0.3293 — but let’s be real, this coin doesn’t care what the chart says. It cares about vibes. And right now? Vibes = “waiting for a tweet from Elon or a dog meme.”
🔑 What to watch:
➡️ Break above $0.3350 + volume spike? Could sneak toward $0.3400 — maybe even $0.3500 if the moon sneezes.
➡️ Drop below $0.3250? Time to grab your popcorn and watch the free fall to $0.3200 land.
This isn’t a “buy and forget” coin. It’s a “buy, stare, refresh every 2 minutes, panic, sell, regret” coin.
Perfect for people who think “risk management” is just a fancy word for “hope.”
Meme coins don’t need fundamentals. They need a story. And $PHB’s story is:
“I used to be cool… then everyone forgot about me… but hey, at least I’m still here.” 😅
#PHB #CryptoNostalgia #AltcoinChaos #CryptoHumor #TradingViewButMakeItFunny #LowCapGambles 🐶📉
(Drop a 🍕 if you want the 1h breakdown — I’ll bring extra cheese AND memes)

$SHELL – The Token That Thinks It’s Still 2021 (Spoiler: It’s Not… But It’s Trying) 🐚📉

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Let’s be real: if you’re looking at $SHELL right now, you either:
✅ Miss the days when “Shell” sounded like a crypto oil rig (but for memes)
❌ Or you got lost on the way to AI coins and ended up here by accident
Price? Hanging around $0.06392 — which is basically “I’m not dead, but I’m not winning either.”
It had a little pump up to $0.0676 last week, then got smacked down like a toddler refusing nap time.
Volume’s sitting at 130.59K — not screaming “FOMO,” more like “meh, maybe later.”
The chart says “BUY” at $0.06397 — but let’s be real, this coin doesn’t care what the chart says. It cares about vibes. And right now? Vibes = “waiting for a tweet from Elon or a dog meme.”
🔑 What to watch:
➡️ Break above $0.0650 + volume spike? Could sneak toward $0.0670 — maybe even $0.0680 if the moon sneezes.
➡️ Drop below $0.0630? Time to grab your popcorn and watch the free fall to $0.0610 land.
This isn’t a “buy and forget” coin. It’s a “buy, stare, refresh every 2 minutes, panic, sell, regret” coin.
Perfect for people who think “risk management” is just a fancy word for “hope.”
Meme coins don’t need fundamentals. They need a story. And $SHELL’s story is:
“I used to be cool… then everyone forgot about me… but hey, at least I’m still here.” 😅
#SHELL #CryptoNostalgia #AltcoinChaos #CryptoHumor #TradingViewButMakeItFunny #LowCapGambles 🐶📉
(Drop a 🍕 if you want the 1h breakdown — I’ll bring extra cheese AND memes)

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FET — The token that’s been doing the crypto tango: two steps up, one step down, repeat until confused 🕺
Price action: Got smacked back from 0.2780 like it tried to moon and forgot its jetpack. Now chilling at 0.2630, pretending it meant to pull back all along. Last real high? 0.2820 — yeah, we’re not even close.
Volume & mood: Volume’s been whispering sweet nothings — vibes = sleepy degen with one eye open. No screaming FOMO here, just quiet “maybe tomorrow?” energy.
Key levels:
➡️ Resistance: 0.2700 (the ceiling that keeps saying “not today, buddy”)
➡️ Support: 0.2600 (the floor that’s holding… barely)
➡️ Breakout watch: 0.2750 would be the “okay, maybe we’re serious now” level
This isn’t a ‘set and forget’ trade — unless you enjoy watching your chart do the same thing for 3 days straight.
#FET #AIcoinGrind #CryptoTango #DeFiDegen #AltcoinChaos #TradingLifestyle 📉🤖
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$RLC – The Token That Thinks It’s Still 2017 (Spoiler: It’s Not… But It’s Trying) 💻📈

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Let’s be real: if you’re looking at $RLC right now, you either:
✅ Miss the good old days of “decentralized cloud computing” hype
❌ Or you got lost on the way to AI coins and ended up here by accident
Price? Hanging around $0.7463 — which is basically “I’m not dead, but I’m not winning either.”
It had a little pump up to $0.7550 last week, then got smacked down like a toddler refusing nap time.
Volume’s sitting at 71.82K — not screaming “FOMO,” more like “meh, maybe later.”
The chart says “BUY” at $0.7463 — but let’s be real, this coin doesn’t care what the chart says. It cares about vibes. And right now? Vibes = “waiting for a tweet from Elon or a dog meme.”
🔑 What to watch:
➡️ Break above $0.7500 + volume spike? Could sneak toward $0.7600 — maybe even $0.7700 if the moon sneezes.
➡️ Drop below $0.7400? Time to grab your popcorn and watch the free fall to $0.7300 land.
This isn’t a “buy and forget” coin. It’s a “buy, stare, refresh every 2 minutes, panic, sell, regret” coin.
Perfect for people who think “risk management” is just a fancy word for “hope.”
Meme coins don’t need fundamentals. They need a story. And $RLC’s story is:
“I used to be cool… then everyone forgot about me… but hey, at least I’m still here.” 😅
#RLC #CryptoNostalgia #AltcoinChaos #CryptoHumor #TradingViewButMakeItFunny #LowCapGambles 🐶📉
(Drop a 🍻 if you want the 1h breakdown — I’ll bring the memes AND the beer)

$NFP – The Token That Thinks It’s Still 2021 (Spoiler: It’s Not… But It’s Trying) 📊📉
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Let’s be real: if you’re looking at $NFP right now, you either:
✅ Miss the days when “Non-Fungible People” sounded like a revolutionary NFT project
❌ Or you got lost on the way to AI coins and ended up here by accident
Price? Hanging around $0.03005 — which is basically “I’m not dead, but I’m not winning either.”
It had a little pump up to $0.0316 last week, then got smacked down like a toddler refusing nap time.
Volume’s sitting at 5K — not screaming “FOMO,” more like “meh, maybe later.”
The chart says “BUY” at $0.03005 — but let’s be real, this coin doesn’t care what the chart says. It cares about vibes. And right now? Vibes = “waiting for a tweet from Elon or a dog meme.”
🔑 What to watch:
➡️ Break above $0.0310 + volume spike? Could sneak toward $0.0320 — maybe even $0.0330 if the moon sneezes.
➡️ Drop below $0.0295? Time to grab your popcorn and watch the free fall to $0.0280 land.
This isn’t a “buy and forget” coin. It’s a “buy, stare, refresh every 2 minutes, panic, sell, regret” coin.
Perfect for people who think “risk management” is just a fancy word for “hope.”
Meme coins don’t need fundamentals. They need a story. And $NFP’s story is:
“I used to be cool… then everyone forgot about me… but hey, at least I’m still here.” 😅
#NFP #CryptoNostalgia #AltcoinChaos #CryptoHumor #TradingViewButMakeItFunny #LowCapGambles 🐶📉
(Drop a 🍕 if you want the 1h breakdown — I’ll bring extra cheese AND memes)

SOL – A coin that runs as fast as light, but our wallet remains dark.

Solana (SOL) was once dubbed the “Ethereum killer,” but for many holders, it’s more accurately the “wallet killer.” Every time SOL pumps, everyone dreams of a Lambo. But every time it dumps, we feel like we should learn... meditation.

The SOL chart lately looks like a game of hide and seek – sometimes peaking at $180, other times diving back to $160, making traders spin like tops. Some even say: “SOL is indeed fast, fast enough to burn my account!”

But joking aside, SOL is still a strong Layer 1, with high speed, low fees, and a thriving ecosystem of DeFi, NFTs, and meme coins. As long as the market stops spinning like a top, SOL will shoot up like a rocket.

For those holding now, remember: don’t keep checking the chart incessantly; it’s hard on the heart!

#solana #solana #cryptohumor r #Layer1Speed #AltcoinChaos $SOL