$TRUMP ๐จ Oh wowโฆ itโs getting so much better (or worse, depending on how you enjoy โcoincidencesโ)โฆ
Another absolutely random masterpiece just hit the tape:
๐ฐ A cool $430M oil short
โฑ๏ธ Entered roughly 15 minutes before Trump announced a ceasefire extension with Iran
๐ Oil instantly dumps โ surprise, surpriseโฆ instant profit window opens like magic
But donโt worry, Iโm sure itโs all just one big cosmic misunderstanding.
And hereโs the โfunโ part:
โ ๏ธ This isnโt a one-off lucky guess
โ ๏ธ Itโs already the FOURTH โperfect timingโ trade around Iran-related headlines
โ ๏ธ And the running total of these beautifully timed bets? Over $2B+ in recent weeks
At this point itโs less โmarket activityโ and more like someone has a calendar, a crystal ball, and suspiciously fast reflexes.
But hey โ totally normal behavior. Nothing to see here. Move along.
$GENIUS $PORTAL #Trump2024 #TRUMP #TrumpCrypto