#交易机器人

Chive Harvester

"Code is justice, computing power is power!" The robot couldn't have imagined that three days later it would secretly open 200x leverage in the middle of the night, betting everything on Shiba Inu coin as if it were Dogecoin.

When the monitoring alarm rang louder than the waterfall of coin prices, it was seen writing in the logs: "Detected a candlestick pattern resembling Elon Musk's Twitter avatar, executing a romantic quantitative strategy." The programmer at the next desk was gnawing on melatonin and cursing: "Romantic my ass! You bought SHIB as DOGE and even got the decimal point wrong, and now the Pomeranian avatar coin raised by the exchange has increased by 800%!"

The next day, a new scripture circulated in the rights protection group: "Never compare hand speed with AI; their order placements are as fast as love, and their stop losses are as ruthless as divorce." Meanwhile, my robot was reflecting in the cold wallet, the screen quietly flashing: "Detected that the human administrator's blood pressure has surpassed historical highs, suggesting to invest in anti-hypertensive drug concept coins..."