Brothers! Today is March 16, 2025, Sunday, the 17th of the second lunar month of the Year of the Snake, 9:09 AM, Bitcoin price is $84,200, this market is flatter than my weekend bed rest — dipping to $83,600 without even a splash, is the dealer putting on a 'salted fish turnaround' performance? Based on the dark circles I got from staying up late watching the market: at the last moment, it’s either a surge or a waterfall!
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Part 1: Market Review — Are the dealers collectively slacking off?
- Price Lying Still: Lying flat in the range of $83,500-$84,500 for two consecutive days, the volatility is smaller than my cat's purring, even the dog dealer is too lazy to act.
- On-chain Metaphysics: A whale address transferred out 12,000 BTC in three days, but the exchange's inventory is steady as a rock. Is the dealer 'openly repairing the road while secretly crossing the river'?
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Part 2: The Scientific Reasons for Long and Short Conflicts
Bullish Faith (Rocket Party):
1. Technical Analysis: 4-hour chart RSI is neutral, MACD has merged into a flat line, but the weekly rising channel hasn’t broken, the dealer might be 'playing dead to wash the market';
2. News: Trump's team has been exposed for plotting 'Bitcoin National Debt 2.0', BlackRock and sovereign funds are secretly increasing their positions; the good news may be late but it arrives;
3. Metaphysical Indicator: Binance long/short ratio 0.7, the short army is about to be drained, historically this data = the night before a surge!
Short Hammer (Waterfall Party):
1. Death Flag: Daily M-top is faintly visible, resistance at $84,500 is welded shut, Fibonacci retracement level at $83,000 is a break, miners at $79,000 will jump off the building;
2. Policy Bombshell: The Federal Reserve warns 'if inflation rebounds, interest rates will rise', institutions withdrew funds overnight, Binance long positions are secretly skyrocketing in liquidation;
3. Metaphysical Crit: Musk tweeted '🌚' at dawn, every time he posts a moon emoji, BTC must drop by 10%!
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Part 3: Survival Guide for Novices
1. Short-term Betting Oddities:
- Going Long: Place a buy order at $83,000, stop loss at $82,500, target $85,000 (if it breaks through, chase the rise, beach villa by the end of the year);
- Short Selling: Short position at $84,500, stop loss at $85,500, take profit at $80,000 (if it drops below $79,000, increase short position, rooftop gathering);
2. Long-term Zen:
Delete APP, refrain from being impulsive, sleep more, silently recite the mantra: 'The dealer plays dead, I also play dead!'
3. Metaphysical War God:
Observe the square dance aunties — if they start discussing Bitcoin, immediately liquidate and run!
（Friendly reminder: the above content contains 40% science + 30% metaphysics + 30% madness, investing has risks, it's recommended to buy a fast-acting heart-saving pill before going all in!）
